Silly Silly Silly

Light travels faster than sound... that's why

Some appear bright till they speak

I'm sure we've all met some people like this

They're not all totally unique

The main reason Santa is always so jolly

He knows where the bad girls live

Never thought Santa could be so naughty

Sure like to go with him on his ride

A psychiatrist once told me I was crazy

Told him I wanted a second opinion

He said well then, you're quite ugly too

Ain't no cure for that condition

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny

If you see one without an erection

Make the poor man a sandwich, he's hungry

Later you can show him affection

A fortune teller once told me I would marry

Into a very famous Indian tribe

You'll surely become one big Hopi family

And live in a teepee with your bride

The world's fattest man should be a hockey goalie

He'd be famous and go down in history

For never allowing even a single puck past him

The reason is certainly no mystery

I received a degree in Calcium Anthropology

The study of creatures called milkmen

When asking for something on sale at the store

Surprise, it's not available. Amen!