Ever Seen Two Ostriches Kissing?

Could there possibly be a single topic

I haven't as yet explored

The love life of the lowly earthworm

Or why most chickens don't snore

And have you ever considered this

Why dogs and household cats

Never wear off the shoulder evening gowns

Nor do horses as a matter of fact

Now that's absolutely outrageous

But not quite as much as this

Two ostriches locked in a warm embrace

As they try to figure out how to kiss

Another one for the books my friends

A basset hound drinking beer

Staggering around drunk outside a bar

Grinning from ear to ear

Okay okay I know what you're thinking

What's in the coffee I'm drinking

Six lumps of sugar, a squirt of cream

And an unknown substance you're thinking

Could there possibly be a single topic

I haven't as yet explored

Methinks that these pretty well sums it up

Till I come up with a couple more