Poem -

" His...Dick/Face !"...(Part 1)

" His...Dick/Face !"...(Part 1)

" This poor guy, Thought he needed some kind of sign ?
To know where his face & dick were, At one time !?
& brought the wife one too, & thought it was fine
He does get confused, When his mrs calls him a dick-head!
Then he put the dick sign, To his face instead!
But, Then his dick , Thinks he,s a face ?
& he wonders why she called him a dick-head in the 1st place?
& why , Where his brain was, Is now a big empty space ?
Then questions, What she was doing with him, In the 1st place ?
& a sudden realization , That she must have realĀ bad taste !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
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