" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting Betty Swollocks ?
I think our owner, Has never heard of frolics ?!
So we too, Go without any kisses & licks !!
As no-one ever goes near his dick !!
Not even him, The bloody selfish prick 
& the last poor woman that did, Was sick !
I dont know about you , But i am freezing !?
& will remain this way, Without no teasing 
Just the thought of being cupped, In a warm hand !!
Especially if its the last thing, That you had planned?
& unless your a bollock, You,d never understand !

Right..." Better still, A warm mouth would do very nicely
I,ll second that & agree with you precisely !!
We prefer a mouth any day, Instead of hands 
& we prefer  a womans touch, To a mans !!
Our owner is so very rarely ever wanking 
& given his monkey a damn good spanking ?
So it is very rare, That we are ever warm !
& all we do , Is sit here & mourn
He dont even watch, Any dirty porn !
& very rarely , Does he ever bath!!
So we dont ever get to have a laugh 
He,s got holes in his pants, That cause a draft
& we are not able, To show off our craft
& to add insult to injury, We both feel so daft ?
 

Left..." We sit here patiently , Waiting for some action !
& can vaguely remember, The word satisfaction ?
& our owner dont move us, Not even a  fraction
That we may as well, Be in bleeding traction ?
Waiting & hoping for someone to have a taste 
Bored shit-less & definatly going to waste !"

Right..." He,s such an ugly fucker, That no-one ever calls !
& we are so fed up & cold in his smalls 
That we do not function, Like normal genitals !?:
So we just sit here, Talking about a load of balls !
& pray that the ugly fucker, Gets a booty call
Or at the very least, Has a wank against the bathroom wall "

Tracy Timothy xx