courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight ...
Earlier today March 28th, 2025 (thee hour now fifteen minutes after eight o'clock at night,...
If I cared I would no longer be dangerous If I mourned I would know the reason for my grief...
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Me thinks dear Yorick I am seduced with words today The floodgates of consciousness got a...
Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school,...
Larking about, such words came to mind, in the absolute. There are no crossfire's or antidotes to...
of diverse and sundry sizes engaged in woebegone wild rumpus as a last hoorah for...
initially crafted June twenty fifth two thousand twenty four affecting me to utter "oy a...
Initially written March 18th, 2023 and revised exactly two years later tweaking the poem here...
Don we now our gay apparel despite knowing lives (within definition of rainbow person,...
The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (ἔρως)...
though many men, (especially former Norwegian bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, - ...
Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights...
Twenty first century technology allows, enables, and provides instantaneous virtual...
I considered myself sophisticated and wise, but the addictive power of texting and...
Though forever being a landlubber a vision analogous to the nether world deep within the...
min(no) newt effect on me.
As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire, one whirling...