Abandoned

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Betrayal (guilty as charged...

Betrayal (guilty as charged)...

within mine marriage,
and all the ramifications
that happen therefrom
courtesy the...

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Bad ass beauty brought...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...

courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
...

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Doing absolute zero endeavors

Doing absolute zero endeavors

Earlier today March 28th, 2025
(thee hour now fifteen minutes
after eight o'clock at night,...

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Angels Unaware

If I cared I would no longer be dangerous
If I mourned
I would know the reason for my grief...

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The Christed ones

Me thinks dear Yorick
I am seduced with words today
The floodgates of consciousness got a...

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Scrounging for boogers...

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school,...

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The Astral

Larking about, such words came to mind, in the absolute.
There are no crossfire's or antidotes to...

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Overrun by stuffed subdued...

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah
for...

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Blandishments eroded...

Blandishments eroded invaluable necessary viz life savings of mine videre licet alms

initially crafted June twenty fifth
two thousand twenty four
affecting me to utter "oy a...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow

Initially written March 18th, 2023
and revised exactly two years later
tweaking the poem here...

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Beware bloody hyperbolic...

Beware bloody hyperbolic contents incorporated to embody rage against the machine

Don we now our gay apparel
despite knowing lives
(within definition of rainbow person,...

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Lost libido as rez erected...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(ἔρως)...

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Texting and sexting as therapy

Texting and sexting as therapy

though many men,
(especially former Norwegian
bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, -
...

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Ordinary married...

Ordinary married sexagenarian mortal fêted as savior incarnate...

Courtesy a plethora of marriageable females
dogging, hounding, and lowing the living daylights...

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The nanosecond bad a** to...

The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance

Twenty first century technology
allows, enables, and provides
instantaneous virtual...

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More habit forming than any...

More habit forming than any drug or liquor

I considered myself sophisticated and wise,
but the addictive power of texting
and...

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major storm on the horizon...

major storm on the horizon reported from the "Fo'c'sle"

Though forever being a landlubber
a vision analogous to the nether world
deep within the...