Abandoned

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"Aliens!" I...

"Aliens!" I shouted above the roar of the blaze.

Please rescue us from this godforsaken place
veritable hellscape, where angels fear ingress....

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Upon a dark and stormy...

Upon a dark and stormy night...

as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky...

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After the doomsday clock...

After the doomsday clock struck midnight...

a blizzard of blinding demoniacal
highly radioactive fueled banshees
(analogous to a...

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Filched formerly anatomical...

Filched formerly anatomical slender man - me! Thus I take a pot belly stance!

Absolute zero escape
velocity gutted dance
sing days (contra and square),
cuz...

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Yours truly (me) just got...

Yours truly (me) just got acclimated to writing 2024...

whenever I needed to append the date to a document

Though the situation infrequently arose
...

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I owe appreciative courtesy...

I owe appreciative courtesy to alternative press...

for enlightening my senses
to the evocative, reciprocative
and suffocative
auditory...

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Zealous untiring repentance

Zealous untiring repentance

Fleshed out as poetic confessional.

Profligacy prevailed pricking psyche
precipitating...

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Hear Me Lord

My Heart is Sought

Hear Me Lord

To my knees I fall, to the echoes of my heart, I call.
Hear me Lord, for my soul aches to find the...

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The following fictitious...

The following fictitious scenario I evoke

Analogous to fire breathing
puffed up imaginary dragon
(in a land called Honah Lee)
ye...

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This December 17th, 2024...

This December 17th, 2024...

alternately titled: a literary retrospective when holiday times living hand to mouth in Penn Valley fraught...

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Ah... methinks I could...

Ah... methinks I could sleep forever

Basking in a supine position
with eyes wide shut
while the space heater churns out
...

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CLIMATE CHANGE

CLIMATE  CHANGE

Rain sounded like buckets of water thrown at windows,
but now we've nearly destroyed ourselves,...

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Wish I could hate!

I am so fucking angry I just want to scream, shout and swear. I want to go out and fight someone as I...

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Snow

Snow, and more snow
falling thickly, silently falling
covering the cityscape
Making...

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Snow

Snow, and more snow
falling thickly, silently falling
covering the cityscape
Making...

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We (the missus and I) kvell...

We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES!

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...