Abandoned

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Malfeasance of my money

Malfeasance of my money

which perpetrators most likely find quite funny

Super bastards and sons of bitches wantonly deceive...

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Expression of an Impressionist

Expression of an Impressionist

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

The alarming trend of renegade
souper spoons ladling out...

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No exit allows egress...

No exit allows egress...

forever dooming how the missus and I relate
where interplay, foreplay and coldplay
insinuated...

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Matthew Scott Harris may be...

Matthew Scott Harris may be...

cunctatious, flirtatious, and unostentatious,
plus being calm, cool and collected,
but he...

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August 13th, 2025 – twenty...

August 13th, 2025 – twenty six plus years since awful series of unfortunate events

The following poem posted about a half hour before the bewitching hour that spelled calamity (which though...

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Waited

I did
I waited
For you
I waited
For you for
So so long
For you...

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SEVEN DAYS

SEVEN DAYS

On the first day God made the firmament,
won't be long before 'she's maybe what's meant;
on...

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Wanted it

…..

I wanted it
I wanted it to
I wanted it to be you
I wanted it to be you so bad
...

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New from dyslexic temple...

New from dyslexic temple mount...

of one mortal university
undergraduate built in madly
the brainchild of one Forest Hadley...

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Beneath what you glorified.

Beneath what you glorified, was broken, a tender to the cuts on my soul, you gave me nothing to stop the...

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The beast

Xxx

Stone names
Scrolling,Scrolling
holy inscriptions covering addictions
false doors...

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As a submissive and passive...

As a submissive and passive lad...

and boyish sexagenarian
with similar disposition,
I revel(ed) reading in general
(and...

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Cash strapped despondent...

in unrelenting deep purple Depeche Mode crisis...

Cash strapped despondent citizen banker

the yeast you could do
for a crusty and crabby old man,
(who I know
like the back of...

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Alexa echo rocks ages of...

Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!

The species and genus
known as Homo sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
...

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Draconian measures promise...

one of whom would be
this married sexagenarian,
who recently acquired
his Senior Fare...

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Pulchritudinous virtual...

Pulchritudinous virtual crime pulled off without a cocked hitch

delivered me back in the dark shadows
and the underbelly of the web,
where impossible mission...