Abandoned

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Father? Daddy? Sperm Donor?

My absent father.

So. I had 10 full years with you
Because you left when I was 11
And your son was only 8...

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Flatlined Time

Flatlined Time

I gave up on time 🕰️,
I can’t get any back.

Anxiety is provided with every appointed...

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Why Nothing Falls Together

just another take on reality ..

I cannot think of you without
my seeing her ..
Then I get the strangest feeling
it’s...

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Capturing the post midnight...

Capturing the post midnight quiet of October 20, 2025

with words in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania

Ordinarily, yours truly by this hour (ie est me) would be...

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My History

My life took a turn for the worse
When i was only 11
When my so called daddy abandoned me...

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Happy sixty fourth orbitz...

Happy sixty fourth orbitz to designate your birth,

which as a little girl, you might remember
mother of ours delivered the most fun on Earth
...

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Tectonic Upheaval

Tectonic Upheaval

Heavy duty seismic coughing wracks my whole body electric leveling all bonafide structures versus a...

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Maleware stikes Matthew...

Maleware stikes Matthew...

Scott Harris with a serious,
(albeit invisible) wham
(bam thank you ma'am)
with the...

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Bugaboo hashtagged, tricked...

Bugaboo hashtagged, tricked and treated me

with a spooky delirious sensation
finding yours truly feeling aghast
envisioning night of the...

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Flagging stamina leaves me...

Flagging stamina leaves me starry eyed

When plunging headlong into a sea of blue
cocooned courtesy amidst
abed of undulating
...

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Over-looking subtle handy...

Over-looking subtle handy dandy blues clues...

Matthew Scott (a whip with words) before
he doth expire will soon exit stage door
left opened...

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Redacting historical...

Redacting historical records...

at the capital expense
(compounded interest) of amortizing future
unborn generations who...

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Funny cover letter...

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlandish résumé

written more than two dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago.
when we (the writer of...

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Rampant diabolical...

Rampant diabolical skulduggery...

my doppelgänger threatens victory to the death
squinting - first closing one than the other eye...

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To: Rainer Dweck, MS from...

To: Rainer Dweck, MS from Matthew Scott Harris

As an advanced ASPCA approved
bonafide creature with bioengineered
intelligent...