Abandoned

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Stretching outer limits of...

Stretching outer limits of incredulity beyond realm of logic

In an attempt to recount how life came about on planet Earth,
thence subsequently spanning across...

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Gotcha! Once respectable...

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,

Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark...

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Turning the maxim...

Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head...

not just in time for Valentine's Day
but the remaining days of our lives
as the world turns...

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Once again, yours truly...

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...

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Ah... the glory of a...

Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

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A (starry eyed) burst of...

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

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Lost dexterity since...

Lost dexterity since fingers tap away at qwerty keyboard...

since being a student in grade, junior and high school
analogous to geometry proof how lack of use...

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Sic semper evello mortem...

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiētḗs of mine

("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after...

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Wretched emasculated...

Wretched emasculated celibate anchorite

(any relationship between the following poem and living persons -
namely the writer of these words...

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Upon the precipice of an abyss

Upon the precipice of an abyss

I stand able, eager, & ready to jump
impossible mission to swallow lump
muscles primed...

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Poet who exhibits panache -...

Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

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Dear Daddy

Dear Daddy

Dear Daddy,

I wish you would have been around to tell me it's not okay when he tells me to shut my...

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Facilities that claim they...

Facilities that claim they recycle spew nothing but rubbish

as does yours truly,
whose ecological ethos
goes out the window
into the cold freezing...

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Soul

Soul


She hovers over me
when I sleep, when I wake
she follows me to the supermarket...

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Rather than crank up the...

Rather than crank up the heat...

and ratchet up global warming
like bubbling vegetable stew
with tsk... tsk... heard
...

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HO HO WHOA Second Chance...

HO HO WHOA Second Chance algorithm drawing for January 17, 2025

No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed,
and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025...

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Inauguration Day 2025 -...

Inauguration Day 2025 - Monday, January 20, 2025, 12:00 PM

Aforementioned event interestingly enough
coincides with Martin Luther King Junior day.

The...