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Past Tense

Past Tense

I am not the present, I am not anymore
I am not the future, I am what's gone before
I am not...

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For Frances

Forever isn't long enough, romance can never die

And in you I see something beautiful from the...

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London St. Pancras

Sitting in the corner, she is sipping on her beer

And flicking through a magazine, completely...

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I sing the praises of...

I sing the praises of Sterilite

(even Mary Poppins would tout
a plug for said company she would spout
forcing playthings...

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July first two thousand and...

July first two thousand and twenty five...

signals the eighth year we lived
at our present location,
where fringe benefits (a plug) for...

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ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

What would you do?

So many choices...

Imagine if this turned out to be your very last...

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