People With Extra Long Necks

Now here's an unusual sight, my friends

People with extra long necks

Much like giraffes you see at the zoo

A really strange sight, by heck

They drive convertibles for obvious reasons

It sure ain't so great in the snow

Their houses are rather tall and skinny

How they sleep at night, no one knows

There's advantages to having an extra long neck

Especially at a sporting event

Till the people behind start throwing things

Which there's gotta be a way to prevent

There's a pill that's just come on the market

To help shrink 'em down to size

But the side effects are quite disastrous

It increases your bum and your thighs

Now you can fit into a normal size car

But you take up the whole front seat

That sure is better than a neck like a giraffe

That's ridiculous, for the love of Pete!