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Her... Fanny/Face !?"...(Part 2)

Her... Fanny/Face !?"...(Part 2)

" His Mrs, Is now in a similar plight !
Who does not know, Her left from right ?
When her guy said, She had a lovely Jack & Danny !
She had no idea, He was referring to her fanny ?
So , She now too has a fanny & face !
So she can make sure, She,s not drying the wrong place ?
As that would be in such bad taste !
& could still, End up with his dick on her face ?
If their towels , Got some how misplaced !
& now they realize that they brought them in haste?
Or why, They even needed to signify, What was below their waists
Then he remembered , Just how good she taste !?
& all that time, That had gone to waste 
She throws in her towel, & sits on his face x
She will give him hell later..For buying em in the 1st place !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

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