Silly

One day at my favourite haunt,

I met a guy wearing boots he did flaunt,

Crocodile boots...

(My Version of Einstein's Theory)

Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity

In case you haven't heard...

She thought she’d be cute

She thought she’s be funny

But I wasn’t laughing

When she...

Time for some silly nonsense

Cause I'm feeling extra silly

Sometimes it just overtakes me...

To my future ex-wife

When we first met,

I knew you were wrong without a bet.

...

I talk to my chest hairs every day
Hi there, you seem well endowed
You're coming along quite...

She forgot who I was

She didn’t know me anymore

Looking puzzled she shook her head

...

I’ve got a dog I named ‘Eat & Shit’
Would you care to guess as to why I named it?

Bad...

This is my first attempt at blank verse
Don't expect a lot of content
It's a blank verse for...

Dark energy is causing the universe to expand
Faster and faster
Much like the energy I feel...

How about this bit of logic, my friends
If people from Poland are called Poles
What would you...

Stopped for a rest on my drive back home
Got out to stretch my legs
When I got back in I...

It behooves me to tell you this but when you visit my page

You open yourself up to some very creepy...

Haven't got time for those cynical people
They're never gonna drag me down
Life's too short...

What do you think?

Sparrowsong?

What are you supposed to be?

You can't see it?...

Thoughts scattered and shattered,
but what does any of it matter.

My heart beats but without...