Poem -
I’m Her April's Fool
She thought she’d be cute
She thought she’s be funny
But I wasn’t laughing
When she faked a pregnancy
If she would have just laughed
When I began to hyperventilate
And told me the real truth
When I fell before her prostrate
If only April Fool's had
Fallen on a Sunday
The courthouse would be closed
And I wouldn’t have married
Now I’m locked in a marriage
For the rest of my life
Or till next April 1st
When I serve papers on my wife
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Hey Kimmy very clever and very funny .cheers rock
Thank you.
Hey Kimmy!!....... you're an unusually compelling writer and poet............seriously bro!!.......... this could have easily been a serious write in disguise..........which makes it a VERY worthwhile read........ you're cool..........thanx for the smile............... peace...........T xo
Thanks Tone.
LMFAO!!!
Kimmy you could have pulled a reverse April fools on her by faking a heart attack lol. Good humor indeed.