When You Visit My Page

It behooves me to tell you this but when you visit my page

You open yourself up to some very creepy events

For instance, you will be carrying on like it was a normal day

When suddenly you'll burst out into incontrollable laughter

Just hope and pray there's no one around

Especially when you're attending the funeral of a friend

Also if your applying for a new job

And the interviewer asks you if you've ever had a brush with the law

It's not a good idea to look around shiftily

Quickly put your hand where you might be packing some heat

And tell the interviewer you were once a member of the FBI

So this is just an advanced warning

Be prepared and don't schedule any serious business meetings

It could mean your job... don't say I didn't warn you!