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Ellison's Theory On Sillitivity

Ellison's Theory On Sillitivity

(My Version of Einstein's Theory)

Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity

In case you haven't heard

Explains the reason why silly puns

Cause groans, they're so absurd

Didn't create these silly things

Well not all of 'em at least

Some have been round forever and ever

Just add my twist to the feast

Ellison and silly go together

Like forever hand in hand

The theory proves without a doubt

There's humour in every land

In every nation across the globe

The common thread is puns

While blowing up pretty buildings

And shooting people with guns

Ellison's Theory of Sillitivity

Explains it all real well

The time you spend giggling away

Less time for raising hell

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Lucas Lazar

Einstein's had many theories and also some certainties, it doubted that the universe was infinite... but it was sure of the eternity of human stupidity. Happiness, leisure, love, and laughter us away from those hell by Dante, hatred, resentment, anger, and sadness lead to horror, humor is a must for all, provided that joy is not produced by the tragedy of nobody.

Greetings, I Love the Composition.

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Jack Ellison

"The time you spend giggling away... less time for raising hell" That's my Theory of Sillitivity!!! Cheers to you, my friend!!! Thank you.....

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