A young lad from Napa Valley
Drank to much on St. Paddy's
Waking the next day
Much...
When I was country boy Ma and Pa couldn’t afford No fancy store bought toy
So for...
I shot momma down in Walmart I killed her with her own gun
She wouldn’t buy me no Sam’s...
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~~Every day in America, sexual aggressive women take advantage of innocent men, and nobody gives a damn. It...
As I lay my pen to rest
In another life I do invest
A life of silence
Loneliness...
In jolly old England, Sir Henry, his lordship looked for a horse to ride After a few days a horse was...
Tonight i sit thinking of you under the bright and shinning moon.
My mind as wondered dreaming of...
I,M A SEXY, SILLY , CRAZY MAMA! I DONT LIKE WINTER, I PREFER THE SUMMER I COME ALIVE, IN THE...
You will never find a thing as tasty as a pickle With smoother sides or crunchy bite; your tongue is...
So you think that I'm verbose? The nerve No way.. Not even close! Its more than wrong, its...
As the moon rose high in the sky, a beautiful moonbow splashed moonbeams through the new growth of...
~~If their were anything, for anyone, that I would say is hard it is that one thing if it was...
Here there far near Up down left right Zig zags alright with me.
Dreaming reality...
IF I KNEW WHAT KIND OF GAMES ? YOU ARE ALWAYS PLAYING! PERHAP.S I COULD PLAY ALONG! ...
(Sung to tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies") Jethro, listen to a story...
There`s a hole in my bucket I knew it wasn`t there before On my way with Jack up the hill...
There is something about that man That is not quite the same as the others He is whiter in...