Bite Me

So you think that I'm verbose?
The nerve No way.. Not even close!
Its more than wrong, its just outrageous
Implying I might be loquacious!
How can I come to my own defence
While still avoiding wordiness?
You hurt my feelings. Im upset
So two small words is all you get.
Ill show you just what I can do
With two small words. A pair. Just two.
That's all I need, for self defence
And why waste words on one so dense?
Talkative? Hmmph. Ill show you.
With just two words. With only two.
My response is quite concise
Though admittedly, it isn’t nice
A sentence that is short and sweet
Two words long, but still complete
So short you'd miss it if you blinked
Perfect, to the point, succinct
I’m often told to turn my cheek
But rather than appearing weak
Here are two words you'll understand
You'll know who has the upper hand
All I have to say is "Bite me"
Words are weapons, come and fight me!
Bring your big words, don’t be lacking
Don't drone on, with endless yacking
Choose words wisely, use them well
Always try to "show, not tell"
Two words are all I need to say
And then, Ill turn and walk away
Ill move my little sneakered feet
How can you possibly compete
With two small words, like "Bite" and "me"
That go together beautifully?
And sound so dirty though they’re clean
And say exactly what I mean
So try your best. You can't incite me
I'll just respond by saying "Bite me"