Poem -
Walmart Wail
I shot momma down in Walmart
I killed her with her own gun
She wouldn’t buy me no Sam’s candy
So I had two year-old's tantrum
I took mamma’s conceal and carry
And gunned her down in isle one
So listen all you young mommas
Don’t mess with your little son
He just might be an official
Certified N-R-A marksman
“Will the madness ever cease?”
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Sorry, but I must add this ironic bit a trivia. Just a few day ago, a Philadelphia mother was sentenced to prison for allowing her two year old son to have access to her .357 Magnum revolver that he used to shoot and kill a twelve year old.
"I sometimes wonder if our nation has lost it's soul."
This is someones mother, daughter, grand-daughter, sister and she is my cousin. Â My family's hearts are aching and it doesn't help when people write horrible things about her. Â You don't even know this person, you should be ashamed.Â
Yes, indeed she was someone's mother, daughter sister. Which is exactly why we need to stop this ridiculous national gun obsession in it's tracks.Â
And yes my sarcasm is truly shameful, but when other's quite abusing their right to 'bear arms' I will quit abusing my right to free speech.Â
"Deal?"