Silly Dinosaur Rhyme

Our plane crashed in an open field between two stegosaurus,
We ran directly in the opposite way, I don't think they saw us,
Couldn't quite make out where I was, I needed a compass or Polaris,
There's was me and three other men, so in all there was four of us.

We kind of worked it out, so North is the direction we fled,
As we were running two branched off, and were going east instead,
My thing was to stick together, I think they're crazy in their head,
So now there were only two of us, my and another a man named Ted.

Off toward the thick bushes, ran me and my new best friend,
We weren't in the open space anymore, so hopefully we would blend,
I was punching a mayday on computer, I hope that I pressed send,
I better watch my words with Ted, he is easy to offend.

We bumped into Tyrannosaurus, it frightened the shit from me,
I panicked and was searching, I needed to climb a tree,
But I remembered Jurassic Park, Tyrannosaurus can hardly see,
I stayed really still and closed my eyes, otherwise I would flee.

The Tyrannosaurus spotted a meal, and ran off in the bush,
Just then Ted let one go, I over dramatised a loud shush,
There was a horrible smell in the air, a gave him a little push,
The Tyrannosaurus peered over the trees, just as I sat on my tush.

We finally made it to the coast, I was searching with a stare,
I looked down at the docks below, surprised to see a boat there,
We made it now we are so close, were we the others I didn't care,
Unfortunate we crashed on the island, that most people wouldn't dare.

So if you crash on an island, head North towards the sea,
Don't stop to build a campfire, or even a spot of tea,
These dinosaurs will gobble you up, and you will cease to be,
So again North to the ocean, and you will be like me, free.