A Bit Hokey

Methinks I'm overdoing these pep talks

You people must be tired and bored

I hereby announce, going back to the sillies

Worry not, it's of my own accord

A niche that's always been my cup of tea

Poetry that includes lots of humour

Get quite a kick out of making folks laugh

Losing my smile's just a rumour

So here we go, are you ready for this stuff

I'm afraid it can get a bit hokey

What did the water say to the cruise ship?

Nothing, it just waved... okey-dokey

Now wasn't that extremely thoughtful of me

Coming up with this comedic gem

I'm not just another pretty face you know

I'm real kind and a genuine friend

Are you ready to bust a gut laughing again

Well maybe I'm exaggerating a bit

Are you ready to pee in your pantaloons

Oops sorry! No off colour quips

I've always been known as a rebellious sort

But I've tried hard to mend my ways

So it's nothing but sillies from this day forward

You can bet all your hard earned pay!