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Farrah Fawcett Pinup

Farrah Fawcett Pinup

Mom had an ingenious plan
For her dieting inspiration
Hang Farrah Fawcett’s poster
On the fridge for motivation

But for every pound my mom lost
Poor dad, he gained at least two
For Farrah Fawcett’s seductive smile
Encouraged him to raid the fridge for food

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! ~ this is hysterical brother!!...... everyone I knew in high school had this poster.... did you know this is one of the highest selling posters of ALL TIME?!!.....I can see why your dad would raid the fridge!!......LOVED this write...... big, fat, smiles!!.....ALL STARS...... enjoyed this Kimmy!!......LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo

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mark thomas

besides food what else can you think that was used alot because of Β this poster,....my god it was everywhere ..Β 

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