Amazing Facts Two

Looking for something and unable to find it
Look in the last place first, it's always there
Heard that it's impossible for pigs to look skyward
Good thing, bird poop float down through the air

The humps on a camel's back are used as fat storage
Much as the lump on the average human's belly
Heard that Uranus' orbital axis is tilted at 90 degrees
Mine's more vertical but a lot more smelly

Apparently some people's teeth are quite radioactive
Seek medical help if someone bites your hoo ha
Just heard that guinea pigs and bunny rabbits can't sweat
Except for some regions in South Panama

Here's an interesting and valuable bit of information
Birth control pills work on gorillas and cats
It's said a group of 12 or more cows is called a flink
Made it so far not knowing this weird fact

Everybody's heart beats roughly100,000 times a day
Mine beats faster seeing a naked girl's body
That applies to this ancient over-the-hill grandpa dude
Hang on, might have just peed in my jockeys

It's downright nonsensical that I'm about to reveal
Fake plants die if you don't pretend to water them
Outside of a dog, a book is every man's best friend
Inside a dog, the dark and shitty never end

The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today
His new invention had concussions worldwide
My dad walked five miles a day when he was sixty
Never saw him again, surely he must've died