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Theres a parrot in my stew

Theres A Parrot In My Stew

Theres to much sadness in our world
So let us have some fun
Lets forget the thugs that cause us grief
& chase us with a gun

They are yellow belly cowards
Lets not waste our time
I’ll carry on with this
Β & Try to keep it with a rhyme

Pretty Polly Piper parrot
Swallowed a black flea
It flew around outside my window
Trying to catch a bee

The bee it buzzed around in anger
It landed on the door
So Pretty Polly Piper parrot
Swooped & landed on the floor

They chased each other around
my room
I didn’t know what to do
I ran inside my kitchen & they flew into my stew

The parrot gobbled it all up
I stood there in dismay
I opened up my kitchen window
& Watched it fly away

Naughty Pretty Polly Piper
Don’t you dare come back
Coz if you do I’ll set s trap
& Catch you in a sack

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