”Have they got no class ?”
Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad
What an eye full for the passerby coz most of them look bad
Undersized bikini bottoms with nothing on the top hanging out from the crevasses revealing nothing but a mop
Honestly only extroverts would walk about like that do these people never shave they look as hairy as a cat!!
With bits hanging out where they are not supposed to be looking like two fried eggs which one eats with their tea
All shapes & sizes as bold as brass in their birthday suits, have they got no class ?
Do they really think that they look cool showing all their flabby bits that’s never minuscule
Nude old woman look ridiculous,
stark naked men look even worse ...drooping & dangling like a wrinkly polony, they should not be seen in public but stick to a nudist colony :)
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Silly Jilly,
You are a riot. Loved that. Granted, I walk about town naked a lot, but it's usually a mistake(I sometimes put my clothes on UNDERNEATH my skin, so that doesn't count).
Awesome write, my friend.
Matthew.
Haha bet u dont ??? thanks loads Lonely wat it your name pls x
Meant what is your name pls x
Jilly,
I'm confused by you, but my name is Matthew, like at the bottom of my comment, and the person who jokes around with you a lot. How soon we forget me!
Matthew.
Awww ay course it is I always call you Matthew I was just havin a mo lol ??
Jilly,
You're loopy, so it's OK. I sometimes forget who I am, too. Once I went 2 days telling people my name was Sergio Valente because I forgot who I was, and had read it on my shirt that morning, so don't worry.
Sergio...I mean Matthew!!
Lmao Matthew I mean ‘Sir Sergio Valente’. bit of a mouth-full thatun like ???
Haha yup tried to keep it clean lol xx