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”Have they got no class ?”

”Have they got no class ?”

Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad
What an eye full for the passerby  coz most of them look bad
Undersized bikini bottoms with nothing on the top hanging out from the crevasses revealing nothing but a mop

Honestly only extroverts would walk about like that do these people never shave they look as hairy as a cat!!
With bits hanging out where they are not supposed to be looking like two fried eggs which one eats with their tea

All shapes & sizes as bold as brass in their birthday suits, have they got no class ?
Do they really think that they look cool showing all their flabby bits that’s never minuscule

Nude old woman look ridiculous,
stark naked men look even worse ...drooping  & dangling  like a wrinkly polony, they should not be seen in public but stick to a nudist colony :)

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A Lonely Journey

Silly Jilly, 
You are a riot. Loved that. Granted, I walk about town naked a lot, but it's usually a mistake(I sometimes put my clothes on UNDERNEATH my skin, so that doesn't count). 
Awesome write, my friend. 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Haha bet u dont 🤣🤣🤣 thanks loads Lonely wat it your name pls x

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Jill Tait

Meant what is your name pls x

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A Lonely Journey

Jilly, 
I'm confused by you, but my name is Matthew, like at the bottom of my comment, and the person who jokes around with you a lot. How soon we forget me! 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Awww ay course it is I always call you Matthew I was just havin a mo lol 🤣💙

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A Lonely Journey

Jilly, 
You're loopy, so it's OK. I sometimes forget who I am, too. Once I went 2 days telling people my name was Sergio Valente because I forgot who I was, and had read it on my shirt that morning, so don't worry. 

Sergio...I mean Matthew!! 

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Jill Tait

Lmao Matthew I mean ‘Sir Sergio Valente’. bit of a mouth-full thatun like 🤣🤣🤣
 

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Cherie Leigh

Hi Jill.  I guess there should be a dress code on the beach...that either it is all full nudity with all hanging out, or conservative suits that are there to hide the delicate parts best not shown in public....I guess I get the gist about how you feel about it....lol  Show some class but not the *ss!  Lol xo

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Jill Tait

Haha yup tried to keep it clean lol xx

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