If I say I'm offended by your stink...
Would that be an incentive for you to smell better?
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Licking food that isn't yours, For a viral video
Not caring that the next person won't know...
Tell me of your theory, You're big and bad break through,
Tis nothing more than smokescreens...
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I’m drowning where no one can hear me We all float down here. I’m suffocating, I can’t feel...
I listen to Chopin who fled from war-torn Poland, now missiles overhead, people fleeing from Ukraine...
Nowhere is safe, although maybe we are the best, no tornadoes, hurricanes or anything put to the...
there is very little talent in the world of poetry
mostly fools ...
Go on touch it simply hold it, Three wishes it will grant you. A monkey's paw from east India...
Are we to believe ye old wives tales where sheep lay sheltering on dike sides from stormy gales.. and...
Love? Lust? Scientific proof? Which one do you believe? The image is a cut from the Metro tabloid. By Yiyan...
Johnny and I were talking wild mushrooms over pints a few seasons back. A tall "handsome" looking...
Your blood is red, My tears are blue, I thought I was dead, Then I met you.
you lied, you lied through your teeth, I opened my heart, I opened up about my past,...
Aww that exactly the same.. that strong similarity but with a different name..I was out on my rambles...
They feel love for liberty, for humanity and themselves,
Thinking this love supreme, like God and...
When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us. My friend's name is Butt-Head and...
While watching the nightly newscast, I could not believe my eyes; They showed a clip just freshly...