Stupidity

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Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem

Inspired by the hit cartoon that was created by Mike Judge.

Beavis and Butt-Head: The Poem

When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and...

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The Jacksonville Jackasses

The Jacksonville Jackasses

While watching the nightly newscast, I could not believe my eyes;
They showed a clip just freshly...

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YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY AGAIN

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

Bye...

Sparrowsong where are you going?

Heidi and I are going shopping...

We have a...

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Quarantined week 2

I can't believe I'm saying this,
But In our government we now have to believe,
In them we now...

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WAKEY WAKEY!!!!....???

We crave the future
And grieve the past
Unaware of the now
Which never lasts
...

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My Neighbor Thought Ted...

One of my neighbors said something that was as stupid as can be.
It was the dumbest thing I've ever...

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In the blink of an eye :(

In the blink of an eye :(

Tho I search my inner mind.. there is not an explanation that I can find.. as my dear friend lies in the...

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Brake Dancers

Brake Dancers

Inspired by my wife’s name for tailgaters

Linda has coined a great name, for people who tailgate...

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”Have they got no class ?”

”Have they got no class ?”

Sun worshippers on a public beach parading semi clad
What an eye full for the passerby coz most of...

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Hard Don

There is a man named Don
A true Cohn man's con
He lies he cheats
Who ever he meets...

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Salty Clown

Salty Clown

Back again,
​​​​​​Oh so soon,
An act that couldn't be true,
Who were you trying to...

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Can't Share x???

Can't Share x???

Can't share won't share
Can't be bothered
Just stare and stare
Click on the dots...

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Condumb

When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums.
When I said that I...

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Stupid to love you again...

I liked you...
I started loving you
And i love you
It hurts me now that
You are...

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A REAL EDUCATION THEY NEED

A REAL EDUCATION THEY NEED

We don't receive all the information from the News...

Shocker!

Within our Country, hidden...

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SOME BELIEVE LIES

SOME BELIEVE LIES

Some stories will get attention both fiction and non-fiction...

Some stories told can divide a...

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They Fly Through The Air...

They Fly Through The Air With The Greatest Of Ease

When one talks about flying through the air, with the greatest of ease;
Normally, it describes the...