Inspired by my wife’s name for tailgaters
Linda has coined a great name, for people who tailgate;
It’s so nice to have been blessed with, a brilliant dear Soulmate!
The so apt words she came up with, that to perfection fit the bill;
She’s labeled them “Brake Dancers”, it’s meaning you in I’ll fill!
We drive a lot at rush hour, and see these morons with shit for brains;
Just a foot from the car in front of them, safe distance they disdain!
They hit their brakes quite often, their taillights glowing red;
Each time they have to slow down, to avoid a collision with the car ahead!
We watch in such amazement, wondering what they think they can achieve;
Except for their fatality, their loved ones all to grieve!
They are flirting with disaster, some changes they must make;
They need to learn to slow dance, and give us all a break!
Brake dancers tailgate
Oblivious to danger
Morons till their end