YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

Bye...

Sparrowsong where are you going?

Heidi and I are going shopping...

We have a few necessities to get...

Have a good time...

Hi Sparrowsong...

Hi Heidi...

How many did you come across today?

So many I lost count...

Sorry...

How about you?

I counted thirty and then it was way too overwhelming...

I actually got scared...

You never get scared...

How did I not notice it before?

I think everyone was at work...

They encourage people to hire people right?

Yup...

Oh my...

Oh my, Oh my, Oh my...

What's the matter?

I don't want to tell you it's that bad...

Sparrowsong not a lot of things you say are good and it never stopped you before...

I heard two people arguing and one said to the other you went somewhere and you didn't use protection...

The other one said I was quick and it's alright...

What were they talking about?

I wasn't going to ask...

You always ask...

Heidi would you have asked?

No way...

I would have just said stupid is what stupid does and kept on going...

What stops you from getting a beating?

I just act like I'm talking to myself...

Oh...

Sparrowsong do we have everything?

I think so...

Twenty rolls should do it for a little while...

Hi we're back...

Sparrowsong what are you doing with all that?

Cars can be fixed most of the time right?

Yes...

​​​​​​You said that if something's broken it can usually be fixed right?

Yes...

Heidi and I have tried and tried to fix stupid...

​​​​​​You can't fix it...

We tried everything...

We tried to talk it out of them...

​​​​​​They even paid us...

How did you make that work?

Sparrowsong  told someone to give her Five Dollars and she would make them smarter...

So they did...

Then they asked her how did I become smarter?

Next time someone tells you that what are you going to say...

Okay...

They paid her again...

Then they said hey you got our money and we didn't get smarter...

Then she asked what will you say next time?

You can't fix stupid...

That's why we got all of this...

Sparrowsong said we can 't fix stupid but, Duct Tape helps...

It fixes everything...

You sure do have a lot...

That should last you a long time...

You don't get out much do you?

It doesn't last as long as we'd hope for...

What do you mean?

We went through three whole rolls on the way home...

It didn't take you long...

No, it sure didn't...

C'mon Heidi we have a lot more fixin' to do...

Hugs...

sparrowsong