Poem -

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

IF YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY AGAIN...

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

Bye...

Sparrowsong where are you going?

Heidi and I are going shopping...

We have a few necessities to get...

Have a good time...

Hi Sparrowsong...

Hi Heidi...

How many did you come across today?

So many I lost count...

Sorry...

How about you?

I counted thirty and then it was way too overwhelming...

I actually got scared...

You never get scared...

How did I not notice it before?

I think everyone was at work...

They encourage people to hire people right?

Yup...

Oh my...

Oh my, Oh my, Oh my...

What's the matter?

I don't want to tell you it's that bad...

Sparrowsong not a lot of things you say are good and it never stopped you before...

I heard two people arguing and one said to the other you went somewhere and you didn't use protection...

The other one said I was quick and it's alright...

What were they talking about?

I wasn't going to ask...

You always ask...

Heidi would you have asked?

No way...

I would have just said stupid is what stupid does and kept on going...

What stops you from getting a beating?

I just act like I'm talking to myself...

Oh...

Sparrowsong do we have everything?

I think so...

Twenty rolls should do it for a little while...

Hi we're back...

Sparrowsong what are you doing with all that?

Cars can be fixed most of the time right?

Yes...

​​​​​​You said that if something's broken it can usually be fixed right?

Yes...

Heidi and I have tried and tried to fix stupid...

​​​​​​You can't fix it...

We tried everything...

We tried to talk it out of them...

​​​​​​They even paid us...

How did you make that work?

Sparrowsong  told someone to give her Five Dollars and she would make them smarter...

So they did...

Then they asked her how did I become smarter?

Next time someone tells you that what are you going to say...

Okay...

They paid her again...

Then they said hey you got our money and we didn't get smarter...

Then she asked what will you say next time?

You can't fix stupid...

That's why we got all of this...

Sparrowsong said we can 't fix stupid but, Duct Tape helps...

It fixes everything...

You sure do have a lot...

That should last you a long time...

You don't get out much do you?

It doesn't last as long as we'd hope for...

What do you mean?

We went through three whole rolls on the way home...

It didn't take you long...

No, it sure didn't...

C'mon Heidi we have a lot more fixin' to do...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Being Me

Love this!  There are a lot of stupid people around...they seem to be out and about more than usual at the moment... and that is stupid in itself.  Great write Sparrowsong. I must remember to get more duct tape. Stay safe and  well x

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Terry Reeves

Hi Sparrow - great!
seems like you're on a roll!
Terry

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Barry Childs

Haha, This is far from stupid or am I stupid. I love it, Sparrow. Stay safe.
Barry x

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sparrowsong

Hello Being Me...

It's only just begun...

We haven't seen anything yet...

Some people are already being careless and wreckless...

I don't know if they can produce enough...

Look how difficult life saving devices are being produced...

SCARY!

Thank you for your kind comment and support!

Elbow Bump!

sparrowsong

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Terry...

There's someone I know who went into another County which has the second largest amount of Covid19 infections and Death rates...

He left his Mask at home just so he could buy Ice Cream at a very busy Store...

Are you kidding me?

There's a lot safer places he could have gone and could have appeared a little smarter...

Then he wanted to come to my place and talk...

Hell No!

Go home and hope you're not having to be put in a medical Coma so they can shove a tube down your throat and maybe, you'll wake up within a few days to 2 weeks...

If I want it I'm sure I can find it just fine without any help...

I couldn't believe it...

Unfortunately, there's actually too much of that...

See why duct tape would come in very handy?

Thank you for your comment and support!

Stay safe

Best wishes and blessings

Elbow Bump

sparrowsong

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Barry...

😊

Glad you enjoyed!

Stay safe too!

Best wishes and blessings

Thank you for your kind comment and support!

Elbow Bump

sparrowsong

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