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Mr Salt & Mr Pepper

Mr Salt & Pepper pots

Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper on the kitchen table
The two tricksters get mixed up if they are only able
They are made of wood but in the middle of the night
You wouldn’t believe it & you’d get a fright
The two little pots roll onto the floor
Then its bumpety thump out of the back door

The only one that sees them is the Grandmas cat
She is so scared so hides under the mat
Salt & pepper pots are real Oh fancy that
I’m leaving this house I need to scat
Thinks the hairy ginger family cat??

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