TELEPHONE AVENUE

Telephone Avenue is a road ahead of time 
Blends in nicely in this funny little rhyme 
Long before mobiles and the internet 
The name of this road was duly set 

I'm not sure who invented this road name  
Deserves an award and life long fame  
For telephones today are common and the norm 
Used in cold weather and also the warm 

I wonder what Alexander Bell would have to say
Telephones have changed a lot since his day  
Telephone Avenue could be anywhere and anyplace 
Here on earth or even out of space