A QUIRKY BRUNETTE

Met a lady one day I am not going to forget
To me she was for sure a quirky brunette 
Never made eye contact when she spoke 
Always so serious not one for a joke 

This lady introduced herself to me as Ann 
Dressed up strangely as if she was a man 
During her dinner break was strange too 
She tucked into a plate of cold stew 

So when I met her I didn't know how to respond 
Especially when she told me that she was really a blond