Irish Funded Wall

It has been said
that the Caravans
are mostly made up
up of the Notorious gang
" The Leprechauns"
an unruly group
wearing the most
outrageous outfits
composed of Black Top Hats
and very provocative
green shorts,
no telling the mischief
they intend to bare
especially considering
the loss they endured
with the Mayweather Vs. McGregor
fight.

Beware!
Due to the current political climate
It has been rumored
that border agents and Ice officials
are being ordered
to cast a blind eye
to these crossings
as long as a
"Pot of Gold"
is donated to fund
the President's Wall
at the time of every
entry.
An "Irish Collusion"
of sorts
are new allegations
facing the Administration.

With this said,
Mates
Let not your
heart be troubled
by the Progressives
and Liberal media,
when they say
that Trump
has no realistic
plan in keeping his
campaign promise.

The author of "The Art Of Making A Deal"
will make a another country pay
for the wall
However with Negotiations
there must be room for
give and take.
In this instance
the Irish will
be flipping the bill
instead of the Mexicans