WOE IS ME (STUCK IN THE LAVATORY)

Woe is me I say woe is me 
I am stuck in the lavatory 
I'm in a state and totally shocked
To find the door of the lavatory totally locked

Fortunately I have my phone and called the fire brigade
I certainly hope they will put an end to this charade 
Today I knew was not going to be my day 
Walking under that ladder got in the way 

Wait I hear something happening outside my door
It sounds like the fire brigade but I'm not really sure
They ask about me and wonder if I am alright
I said I will be if you can get me out of here tonight 

So with a mighty push and a mighty shove 
The door was unlocked and I thanked heaven above