Papacito

I am known
as
Papacito

I was born
in a field
where
Agave
is grown
which is most
likely why the
Mamacitas
often remark
that my breath
smells
of Tequila
either that
or the fact that
Jose Quervo
is a friend
of mine
Regardless  my
Character serves
as an aphrodisiac
to the ladies

I am "Sancho's"
greatest nightmare
as Papacito
captivates all
women
and cannot
be taken off
guard
by some young stud
that sneaks in bedroom windows
in the still of the night

I have been told
in Spanish
"colgado como un Chihuahua" ( real translation Hung like a Chihuahua)
which I assume that
 loosely translated
in English
would mean
" Hung Like A Horse"

Like "Beatles'" smitten
teenage girls

"Papacito"
"Papacito"

can be heard by
adoring fans
from the balcony of
his estate

For in all his glory
I am "Papacito"
the "Magnifico"