The Bar Once Seen A Lion
I once took a lion into an all men's barÂ
At first he acted fine until the bartender asked for his cardÂ
So this lion this damn huge beast stood up to start to roarÂ
But all the drunken men around were afraid to escort him to the doorÂ
I couldn't tell you where I found him or why I took him to this place
I also couldn't tell you why he was dressed all in lace
I gotta leave it's closing time just this lion and me
And I still don't understand why they stand up while they pee
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