Poem -

The Agony By Week

Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could never poo

Tuesday's were the trickiest no doubt about that because that's when she made tacos the kind that makes you crap 

Wednesday was the worse and that's not the beginning she fried me up some wings and that shit burnt from end to finish 

Thursday's were tough and so was the meat I could never say that though because I actually enjoyed the beets 

Friday was a fury as was the fish too it smelled as if it had been rotten I think it gave me the flu 

Saturday was smooth all day until the very end when she made me a smoothie with rotten milk from the bin

But Sunday oh Sunday it's finally here at last although I hate her cooking my wife always makes me laugh

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Nine Eleven

Hi Shelby, excellent first entries

Welcome to Cosmo, I hope you enjoy your stay.

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