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Marvel Comedy Poem

Marvel Comedy Poem

A man worked in a laundromat,
Pressing clothes faster than any man can,
He had a legendary status put on him,
That's why they called him the Iron Man.

Exposed to the dangerous gammas,
Made him angry or just made him sulk,
Being dark green would cause this reaction,
The formidable Incredible Hulk.

Another man was just plain and clumsy,
And his spelling was so bad and poor,
One day he fell from a great height,
And now he is so back breakingly Thor.

There once was a man so peculiar,
He walked his pet bird at the range,
A doctor of bizarreness and weirdness,
But he got stuck with the name Dr Strange.

There was a Captain from a states land,
Who met a Captain from Brazil,
Who was indeed in charge of Brazilians,
Captain America was in charge of nil.

There was a guy with special powers,
He could shrink and grow big in a way,
But because he was known as the Ant Man,
When he saw fly spray he would run away.Β 

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