MINNIE THE MINX AND DESPERATE DAN

This tale of love is of Minnie the Minx and Desperate Dan 
He ate cow pies to prove to Minnie he was a real he-man 
Both of them were comic idols when I was a boy 
They gave me such enjoyment, laughter and joy 

Dan appeared in Dandy and Minnie in the Beano
Minnie was always in trouble I'm sure you know
She was considered wild as wild can be 
Dan however thought she was amazing and lovely 

This rhyme is fictitious I'm sorry to say 
Minnie and Dan never had their wicked way 
If they did kids of my generation would complain and tut 
Comics are not intended to be full of smut