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BREAKFAST

author
HRODLAND

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
and the vitamins
and the iron
packed inside
those long brown strands
of wholegrain wheat

if you believe what it says
on the packet.
 

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Topic: 
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