Heist
I slipped Ole Saint Nicky
A Christmas mickey
As he hummed silent night
Being nice is so passΓ©
Naughty's more fun anyway
Sprawled in the snow, such a sight
I slipped Ole Saint Nicky
A Christmas mickey
In his milk of pure white
Heisting the sleigh full of toys
Too bad all you girls and boys
No gifts for you all tonight
Pawning the reindeer was a pain
'Cause even the brokers showed disdain
Though for sure the toys sold well
I slipped Ole Saint Nicky
A Christmas mickey
Sure thing I'll burn in hell
Sleigh went to the highest bidder
I sold it on twitter
Facebook closed my account
To Santa's suit say farewell,
I threw in all reindeer bell
His boots I sold at discount.
I really needed the cash
From the ill-gotten stash
I had a horse in the fifth so sweet.
Santa won't even miss,
This inappropriate dis.
I promise to send him a receipt.
He'll wake in the morning light
Not feeling quite right
But I, no sympathy to spare
He might catch a chill
I'm sure he will
At least I left his underwear
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Comments
Lisa, you minx, I've been trying to work out what happened all year. Grrrrr.Β
Made I giggleΒ
NigelΒ
Nigel you sneaky elf I didn't realize Santa was British..... lol thank you
Brilliant, love it!
John x
thank you John
This is so cute and well written.Β Thank you for making me smile today!
thank you Brenda
Oh my God, Red! You are a riot!Β
That was fantastic! Poor old Saint Nick. Had he known you like we do, he would have taken a right at Albequerque and avoided your house! KIDDING!Β
Awesome. Love your humor, my friend, and we missed you.Β
Matthew.Β
Just me and my warped sense of humor. thanks Matty for stopping by
I like warped!(most of the boards I collect are such), so please keep being wacky, because even though you get responses, and people like your humor, I don't want to be the only one known as a mental patient...although I'm thinking of retiring from that, and maybe going into a new business...perhaps Monkey.Β
Anyway, I think you're wonderfully wacky, so thanks for sharing.Β
Matthew.Β
Really enjoyed...made me laugh..thankyou ??
Thank you kindly MarionΒ
Your sense of humor is on full display on this write . It made me smile , rockΒ
thank you Rocky!