Poem -

Licking You

Licking You

my doggy
Mouth
Cannot
Quite
Make
A.kiss
So I licked
You
Straight 
On the lips

You were 
Sleeping 
On the couch
Reminded
Me 
Of
A
human
Angel

So I licked
You

I am 
Sorry
If I startled
You
Just wanted
To show
You
Some affection

I think
You are
My
Best
Friend 
So
I Licked
You........

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Marion

Oh Greg, this is ...perfect. As an animal lover myself, it just says it all. Pinned and thankyou for sharing ?

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Violet Freese

Love this.  I have a four month old puppy and he can't wait for  me to wake up so he will be sneaky and lick my face. Then act like .,...WHAT. Who me. Nah.  !!!
love my pup
Love this 
Violet

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