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A BUTCHER'S KNIFE

It's hard being me I have a hard life 
I am dear friend a butcher's knife 
I'm responsible for cutting your chops 
For me the slicing and cutting never stops 

It's not only chops but chicken and sausages too 
Pieces of meat cut finely for your Sunday stew 
I have to keep sharp or I will not function 
What good is a knife full of air and suction 

So when you get your meat please think of me 
It's not easy being a butcher's knife as you can see

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!.... this is VERY clever poetically...... and VERY amusing from an innate sense of understanding comedy sketches...... it reminds me of some the Odes written by Pablo Neruda....one of my fav's is his ~ "Ode To The Salt Shaker"..... you should check him out some time....I think you'd enjoy his brilliance!!..... I enjoyed this VERY much KIERAN...... you have a gift for the comedic!!....... stay groovy brother!!...... smiles......T xo ?✴❤

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