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Another One Fired By Musk

Another One Fired By Musk

Sung to the song of ā€œAnother Bites the Dustā€ by Queen

Another One Fired By Musk

Oh, fire ā€˜em

Elon walks proudly down Wall Street
With pink slips ready to flow
Alessandro loafers crunch
Dead employees broken up bones
ā€œAre you ready, hey, are you ready for this?Ā 
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
ā€˜Profits up for the quarter ending
Man, Iā€™m so rich ya see?ā€™ā€

Another one fired by Musk!
Another one fired by Musk!
And another oneā€™s fired, another oneā€™s fired
Another one fired by Musk!
Hey, I'm gonna fire you, too
Another one fired by Musk!

How do you think I'm gonna make more doe
With you still hanginā€™ around?
Youā€™d take me for everything that I have
And kick me out of this town!
Iā€™m not happy, Iā€™m not satisfied
I canā€™t stand if youā€™re hating me!
Accountants slash all expenses out
Just for my handkerchiefs!

Another one fired by Musk!
Another one fired by Musk!
And another oneā€™s fired, another oneā€™s fired
Another one fired by Musk!
Hey, I'm gonna fire you, too
Another one fired by Musk!

Hey
Oh fire ā€˜em
Fired by Musk!
Fired by Musk!
Hey

Another one fired by Musk!
Another one fired by Musk! oww
Another one fired by Musk! hey hey
Another one fired by Musk! eh eh
Oh fire her

And another oneā€™s fired, another oneā€™s fired
Another one fired by Musk!
Hey, I'm gonna fire you, too
Another one fired by Musk!

Thereā€™s not many ways you can hurt my pride
And bring me to my knees
You canā€™t beat me, you canā€™t cheat me
Iā€™ll just fire you and theyā€™ll lead you.. lead you outta my town
And I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
Firing from the edge of my seat
Accountants slash all expenses out
Just for my handkerchiefs!

oh yeah

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