Poem -

Troll Time

Satire

Troll Time

Beware, beware
they're hiding everywhere
some are pretty some are grand
some are green
and some eat sand 

when they come
you'll know it's them
the smell they leave with froffing flem

they'll beat you down 
and make you sad 
They'll always be forever glad

for this I know
I've known, some time...

these trolls
they don't know
how to rhyme. 

 

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Bernie Martin

Great poem to end the week with. Though I have to say froffing flem sounds disgusting but it's great. However I'd rather not conjure an image of it. They may not know how to rhyme my dear friend but you do. 🌹

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Shirley Harrison

lol 🤣 dear Bernie, I found this picture while I was looking for something else, I just had to write something, if you got a chuckle that's good enough for me dear friend, I hope you had a wonderful day. Beware my friend they are everywhere. LoL 😆 thank you.
ps I used flem as a satire but I changed it to phlegm lol otherwise I'll be wide open, people may not get it, you did.  🌹

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Bernie Martin

Cheers Shirley. For what it's worth don't think you should have changed it. I got it. Thought it made great alliteration. Everywhere eh? Now you have me concerned. Lol. 🌹

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Shirley Harrison

I put it back to flem as actually I really liked it, you're right, thank you Bernie I did have a bit of a chuckle writing this. 🤣

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Bernie Martin

Yay I can nod off happy now. As I had a chuckle reading it Shirley. See what tomorrow brings. 🌷

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