Humourous

Was kept in a box with friends of mine
Now I'm fearing that it's the end of the line
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Here is my objective and also my goal
To find out who was indeed The First Noel
You might...

Looking for blood was this naughty mosquito
Found it one evening in the home of Danny DeVito...

Sally and Shirley are two very important snails
Both were in charge of handling out emails
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Santa bounced off our roof last night!
Gave the Mrs. and I quite a fright!
Went out to see...

Courtroom canteen at dinnertime here comes the judge
His usual chair taken and the occupant won't...

Have two lady friends from Holland who are double Dutch
I like them both enormously and so very...

Writing about something that you don't often see
When you read this I'm sure you will agree
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Mister Blackwood was the teacher of this complicated class
To remember the names of his pupils was...

Kaz and Daz were best mates with Jane and Wayne
All four decided on a lovely long holiday to Spain...

Missus Reader doesn't like reading books
Missus Cook doesn't like the food she cooks
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We're out shopping,
My mum, her friend and I
(Her son).
When they gravitate towards...

Who invented the word walkie talkie ?
If I said it was me I'd be telling you a porkie
Got me...

Molly Perkins was old and lived next door
Her son a sailor came home from the war
I...

I once was here but now I'm not,
Don't worry about me I just snuck off to smoke some pot.
I...

Famous people with names of a town or a city
Can be considered humorous, funny and witty
To...