Humourous

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WHAT IS IN A NAME ?

Famous people with names of a town or a city
Can be considered humorous, funny and witty
To...

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THE IGUANA AND MY BANANA

There he stood in Mexico so proud and tall
Green and slimy and certainly wasn't small
Scales...

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I'm Not Man Enough

I'm Not Man Enough

When I was a boy, my brother put a weed eater down my pants.
My new wife demanded that I get her...

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THE BREAKFAST TABLE PANTOMIME


Every morning at the same time they both met
Kept far apart when the breakfast table was set...

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LITTLE SNORING

I kid you not there is a village called Little Snoring
People living here are certainly not dull or...

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TAMARA KNIGHT

They met in a crowded Dublin dance floor
Difficult for conversation that's for sure
Outside...

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THREE PEOPLE IN A BANK

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

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THE WONKY PHOTO FRAME

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The...

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HIS WIFE KNOWS ALL THE...

Whose are the boots at the end of my bed ?
His wife replied to him they belong to Fred
He...

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DO LIZZIE AND PHIL WEAR...

A thought occurred to me all of a sudden today
Does Queen Lizzie wear her mask I cannot say
...

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Z

An amusing little thought just entered my head
I'm going to write a poem that features the letter...

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ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BRIE

Today I decided to go shopping for some brie
Proved to be difficult as you are about to see
...

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Lyrical Jazz

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz

Lyrical Jazz

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

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Cuckoo land ?

Cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
well you won’t know you’ve been there
You could get up to all kinds...

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THE SAYINGS OF AN ANIMAL


The camel in the zoo got the hump one day
No other zoo animals wanted to play
The...

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MISINTERPRETING

So I have travelled to be with you today
We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay
I thought...

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WALKING BACKWARDS

Here's a little laugh to end your day
Concerns a man who walks a different way
He walks...