Humourous

There he stood in Mexico so proud and tall
Green and slimy and certainly wasn't small
Scales...

When I was a boy, my brother put a weed eater down my pants.
My new wife demanded that I get her...

Every morning at the same time they both met
Kept far apart when the breakfast table was set...

I kid you not there is a village called Little Snoring
People living here are certainly not dull or...

They met in a crowded Dublin dance floor
Difficult for conversation that's for sure
Outside...

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The...

Whose are the boots at the end of my bed ?
His wife replied to him they belong to Fred
He...

A thought occurred to me all of a sudden today
Does Queen Lizzie wear her mask I cannot say
...

An amusing little thought just entered my head
I'm going to write a poem that features the letter...

Today I decided to go shopping for some brie
Proved to be difficult as you are about to see
...

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

If you go to Cuckoo land
well you won’t know you’ve been there
You could get up to all kinds...

The camel in the zoo got the hump one day
No other zoo animals wanted to play
The...

So I have travelled to be with you today
We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay
I thought...

Here's a little laugh to end your day
Concerns a man who walks a different way
He walks...

She made a pledge just the other day
Twenty four hours and nothing could she say
...