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MISINTERPRETING

So I have travelled to be with you today 
We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay 
I thought for a second and said okay 
She then suggested a game to play 

I like games and I'm a competitive sort 
Always considered a real good sport 
Of course it's provided I don't get caught
After all I wouldn't want to fall short 

The game involved me lying in a bed 
I won't go into detail for I would turn red
"I want you to last all night" is what she said 
I thought for a second and went to sleep instead

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