I'm Not Man Enough

When I was a boy, my brother put a weed eater down my pants.
My new wife demanded that I get her pregnant but I can't.
She has always had a bad temper but recently she has become even meaner.
She kicked the crap out of me when she learned that I don't have a wiener.
There are no ifs, ands or maybes.
I'm not man enough to father a baby.
My wife is cussing like a sailor as she's packing my bags, she's having a rant.
Whatever you do, don't let your brother put a weed eater down your pants.