Humourous

Johnny McDougall was a mighty fine Scot
With his tartan kilt he was very easy to spot...

The day of Jack Thomas couldn't get any worse
Boy did he swear and boy did he curse
Getting...

So much sadness in the world today
Here's a little chuckle to make it go away
...

So we all need a laugh in these trying times
Here then is one of my funniest rhymes
Concerns...

Waiting.
Waiting to board the aeroplane
From Buenos Aires
To Heathrow.

I’m...

Shake that bottle and shake it well
The contents won't come out as far as I can tell
By far...

Imagine a coat without zips or pockets
Wouldn't be any use like plugs without sockets
A car...

With her bedroom eyes, mattress thighs,
Duvet pupils twice the size,
Plumped up pillows,...

I love my jolly folly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet..so I seek out the most wackiest ones I...

I arrived at Paddington just before ten
It was nice to visit this place once again
Why then...

Well that’s my Christmas cards posted in the mailbox, all bound for different places.. I hope each and...

The dive, the flop, and you come to a stop, diving for the volleyball, missing it, instead smelling the hot...

Let me tell you all a tale of the mean tangerine
One of the baddest fruits I have ever seen...

One size fits all that's what it said
I tried them on and shook my head
The advertisement...

Young in my adolescence I remember being caught up from the smells
of a savory fume
The aroma...

??? writing this, made me have a right chuckle! ?? have you seen Sally?? Wanted! Inflated or deflated!...

Her bulbous shape slid into the water
a mask of monstrosities
hide her physiognomies...