CLAIRE, MABEL AND DAVID LEE ROTH

So we all need a laugh in these trying times
Here then is one of my funniest rhymes 
Concerns a lady whose name was Mabel
Who dear friend thought she was a table 

Mabel's best friend was the lovely Claire 
Yes you've guessed she thought was a chair
Together they sat no surprise naturally 
Just the way a table and chair were meant to be 

Meal times work times together they sat 
Nothing unusual and was a well known fact
They went to a concert just the other day 
Van Halen were in their town coming to play

The lead singer is of course David Lee Roth 
Both ladies decided he would be the tablecloth