Poem -

THE MEAN TANGERINE

 
Let me tell you all a tale of the mean tangerine
One of the baddest fruits I have ever seen 
No juice or vitamin C was given by this fruit 
Considered by his peers as a total brute 

This mean tangerine didn't bother or care 
His attitude was like that of a prickly pear  
The other fruits in the bowl the apple and the plum 
Thought this mean tangerine was a pain in the bum  

I would ignore this mean tangerine if I were you
Stick to an orange or banana that much is true        

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